Godsdammit...I swear, I'm trying so hard to break the pattern without actually saying I'm trying to break the pattern. You see, if I delete this blog, I'll just let it build up, rebuild the blog, and come right back. I only have you 2 to 3, steady readers, and knowing you'll comment keeps me coming back. The last 2 to 3 posts were really designed to piss off you the readers...I typed a huge rant bashing feminism convinced this would scare readers away for good...BUT NO!!!!
I could have posted a couple of images of women's vaginas in close up in high resolution but I figured its more torturous to have you read a big page full of incoherent repetitive babbling complaints. Did it work? Did it scare you readers away? NOOOOO!
Godsdammit!!!
Once again I am left with the daunting task of finding more ways to piss off my small readership to break my addictive pattern. I'm wondering if there is anything I can do to piss readers off, not including direct verbal personal attacks. I might feel guilty about that..Hmmmmmm...Nah.
I promise, I shall continue to find more ways to piss you people off that you'll hate my guts. I'm wanting you to hate me, I really really am. I'm not lying, I really really do. It is perhaps the only way that I can stop...I think.
As far as my views on feminism, I'm not exactly keen to them but I actually don't think about it all that much. My flash drives are loaded with enough porn to last me for years, but my imagination is so much better. Recently I'd seen an idiot on You Tube complaining about feminists trying to stop porn, and I thought, that's a perfect way to piss off my readers! I thought, no one will comment on that. They'll leave this blog to rot in it's on smelly rotted filth. But no.
It is my hope that I'll post something that really pisses off the readers, and you'll hate me so much that I'll be left pleading for you to come back. So, in my continuing efforts, here you are. I've googled images of pooping cats...
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I could have posted a couple of images of women's vaginas in close up in high resolution but I figured its more torturous to have you read a big page full of incoherent repetitive babbling complaints. Did it work? Did it scare you readers away? NOOOOO!
Godsdammit!!!
Once again I am left with the daunting task of finding more ways to piss off my small readership to break my addictive pattern. I'm wondering if there is anything I can do to piss readers off, not including direct verbal personal attacks. I might feel guilty about that..Hmmmmmm...Nah.
I promise, I shall continue to find more ways to piss you people off that you'll hate my guts. I'm wanting you to hate me, I really really am. I'm not lying, I really really do. It is perhaps the only way that I can stop...I think.
As far as my views on feminism, I'm not exactly keen to them but I actually don't think about it all that much. My flash drives are loaded with enough porn to last me for years, but my imagination is so much better. Recently I'd seen an idiot on You Tube complaining about feminists trying to stop porn, and I thought, that's a perfect way to piss off my readers! I thought, no one will comment on that. They'll leave this blog to rot in it's on smelly rotted filth. But no.
It is my hope that I'll post something that really pisses off the readers, and you'll hate me so much that I'll be left pleading for you to come back. So, in my continuing efforts, here you are. I've googled images of pooping cats...
.
Oh Bennet. Bennet, Bennet, Bennet.
ReplyDelete*sigh* So far, you're affirming my failed attempts. I can see that I'll have to try harder, and be more stealth like. I'll have to be more crafty. It's okay as I am up to the challenge.
ReplyDeleteBennett, when I was 17 and started my blog you were one of the first group of "esotericS" I reading.
ReplyDeleteNow every blogger is the same.
I won't give up on you that easy.
Cooper - Olivia? Dastardly! Like a finely aged wine you're target #1, and quite cognizant of my bag of tricks which requires of me some further cerebral incubation, and abstract consideration but not a problem even after the fat lady sings.
ReplyDeletejust don't hurt my feelings. I'm a girl, and I can't take that, no matter how crusty I appear on the outside.
ReplyDeleteCome for the intelligent, acerbic banter, stay for the pooping cats!
Oh, I know what will drive me away! That white font on black background! Does anyone else have a positive/negative pattern burnt onto their retinas for half an hour after reading? Heh? Heh?
ReplyDeleteNo, I'd feel guilt with personal attacks, thus perpetuating my compulsion, so no.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, background stays black because commonly most sites are using black fonts on white even though everyone knows white fonts on black is so much cooler. When everyone changes to white on black that's when I'll change. I'm sorry.
Besides, I'm a child of the 80s when Pac-Man was cool.
http://games.mochiads.com/c/g/ms_-pacman/Ms Pacman_download.swf
Ah, Bennett. I can't stay mad at you.
ReplyDeleteYou're just too damn charming. And besides, we share the same brain.
LBB, yes of course. As charming as Jason Voorhees with a machete.
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